Remedies

Cabbage Juice for Ulcers

Here’s the trick: drink at least one quart (946 ml) of fresh cabbage juice spread across the day, every day, for one month. I split it into four servings of a quarter quart (237 ml) each.

I use green cabbage three times a day and red cabbage once a day. You can mix it up however you like. Just know that green cabbage seems to work better for me.

The goal is to stretch that quart across four servings, because if you drink all 946 ml at once it can make you really gassy! (If that happens, please take it to the Fart Room.)

Main recipe (4 days a week)

• 1 three-inch wedge of red or green cabbage
• 4 stalks of celery
• 2 carrots

Second recipe (2 days a week)

• ½ tomato
• 1 four-inch wedge of green cabbage
• 2 stalks of celery

Third recipe (1 day a week)

• ¼ head of red or green cabbage
• 4 kale leaves
• 2 celery sticks
• 1 large or 2 small apples
• ½-inch knob of ginger

Which juicer should you use?

The juicer you use really matters. Slow auger juicers are the best at keeping all the nutrients in the cabbage.

The best juicers to buy (in my opinion):

1. Omega VSJ843 ($399.95)
2. Tribest Slowstar ($379.95)
3. Green Star Elite GSE-5000, if you like horizontal juicers ($549.95)

Other juicers to consider:

• Omega MegaMouth Slow Juicer ($449.95)
• Kuvings EVO820 Evolution Juicer ($599.95)
• The Champion Juicer ($265.00)
• Shine Cold Press Juicer ($149.95)
• Kuvings Whole Slow Juicer Elite ($449.95)
• Green Star Pro Commercial ($795.00)

What about centrifugal juicers like Breville or Jack LaLanne?

They’ll work, but the slow auger juicers above keep more of the nutrients and squeeze more juice out of vegetables. Centrifugal juicers spin their motors at high speed, which tends to warm up the juice, and the warmer the juice gets, the more nutrients you lose.

Prices are what the DooDude found when this page was last updated in 2020. They’ve probably changed, so check current prices before you buy.

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